So, my girlfriend wakes up in the middle of the nights sometimes, and if she notices I’m not close to her, she taps my face until I wake up and just holds her arms open and says, “Come. Warmth.” And then falls back asleep when I do as told.
this is the cutest thing ever
"Of all people on earth at this time, Leonardo DiCaprio is having the most fun. As a grown-up with a Super Soaker, he possesses the joy of an entire summer camp. His happiness is every lemonade stand, his delight is every four-leaf clover, his ecstasy is every ice-cream cone with rainbow sprinkles."
Leo doesn’t even care if you are judging his cargo shorts.
Aw, yay, Leo!
Leo always seems to be the happiest person on earth except for one night a year.
Which is Oscar night.
Daniel Day-Lewis and Tom Hanks have never been photographed wearing cargo shorts, and both have Oscars. Just sayin’.
We had joy, we had fun, we had Leo in the sun